Thursday, July 14, 2011

My Top 6 Pixar Movies

I have always been a fan of good animated movies and loved Aladdin but this beast that is Pixar has cornered the market to the point that it's one apparent low point in Cars is actually a great movie. (And incidentally only just misses out on my top and is ahead of several others. Every Pixar movie seems to focus on a common belief/thought/wonderment or idea. Whether it's toys coming to life or monsters in the closet.

I am a huge fan of every Pixar movie and wait in anticipation for the forth coming instalments including Monsters University (a prequel to Monsters, Inc)

Well here it is:

#1 Toy Story


This would be one of the greatest tales ever told and has all the heart and smarts to literally appeal to every demographic. While it’s a G rated movie for the kiddies it also grabs anyone with a nostalgic bone in their body. Even kids who didn’t grow up with a menagerie of toys will have had at least a toy soldier to throw around in the backyard. And let’s be honest as kids we all imagined what it would be like for these creations of metal and plastic to come to life. What personalities would they have and most importantly what would they get up to?

Having the 2 main protagonists as polar opposites is a stroke of genius. I’m going to assume that kids 200 years ago would have played cowboys and Indians and had rudimentary dolls for make believe play. Then the opposite would be the future and what is the future? Space. So we get the greatest space ranger to secure sector G in Buzz Lightyear. Even their names match their appeal. Woody is a basic description of what the first toys would have been made out of and buzz and light brings to mind vivid space fights in an unknown region.

We open with Andy (the owner of the toys) having his birthday party and all the toys are concerned they will be replaced and this included Woody. He actually gets a little irritated and snaps before the party as he is the ‘favourite’ toy and wants it to stay that way. So they send down soldiers to report back what the new toys will be. Most of the toys are non-threatening to the others but the last one is the newest gadget on the market space ranger Buzz Lightyear. This makes Andy’s 2 favourite toys direct rivals for the coveted roles as main toy. Cleverly the movie finishes with the same image but Woody and Buzz are pretending to not be worried about the Christmas presents Andy will receive. The characters have come full circle and learned to be happy with their place in the scheme of these.

The detail and quality of the animation was ground breaking at the time as still holds up today after several jumps in technology. I also rate that the humans aren’t rendered ‘real’ whereas the toys are given great detail.

Having a 21 month boy I’ve seen many of the Pixar movies but none more so than Toy Story. And it was with these repeat viewings that I picked up on the little layers and details that complete the movie. I particularly like it when Slinky dog is sticking up for Woody and Potato Head pulls his lips off and taps his butt with them.



#2 Toy Story 2

Not often does a sequel to a great movie match or beat its predecessor. And Toy Story 2 almost does this. Although TS1 is better TS2 is a fantastic tale and has all the ingredients of an awesome stand-alone movie. And as with all good sequels great characters are added to the fold. Stinky Pete and Jessie being the stand outs.

Woody isn’t taken to Cowboy camp after Andy finds a rip in his seam. Woody is left on a shelf to wait it out and it is up there he witnesses Andy’s mum collecting various unused toys including Squeaky the penguin from the 1st movie for a garage sale. Woody saves Squeaky but in the process manages to be seen by Toy Barn owner Al McWiggin and recognised as the highly valuable toy he is. Andy’s mum won’t sell Woody knowing he’s one of Andy’s favourite toys. Al won’t take no for an answer and steals Woody. The rest of the gang witness this from the safety of Andy’s room and set out to save Woody.

Woody is patched up and in turn meets the rest of the ‘Round Up Gang’. Stinky Pete, Jessie the cowgirl and his trusty steed Bullseye. Woody also finds out he was a treasured toy but during the space wars boys turned to spacemen and aliens for toys and Woody and his gang were phased out. Al finds a buyer for his collection but it’s in Japan. Woody wants to go back to Andy but Stinky Pete has other ideas. Buzz with the help of some of the other toys track down Woody and battle the Emperor Zurg and eventually get Woody back home along with Jessie and Bullseye.

The themes of friendship and our place in the world as again high in this movie and it has a lot of heart. At the end Woody explains to Buzz that it’s ok that Andy will outgrow them because they’ll always have each other ‘to infinity and beyond.’

The graphics are again excellent with vibrant detail and the choices of voices at spot on.



#3 A Bug’s Life

The 2nd Pixar movie to hit the screen was a take on the 7 Samurai/Magnificent 7 story of a group of bandits, in this case grasshoppers headed by…… bullying a defenceless group of ants in this case into giving their ‘stock’ of food they need horde for the winter.

The main protagonist is Flik, a bit of an oddball ant who fancies himself as a bit of an inventor. While carrying one of his inventions he inadvertently knock over the horde of food left for the grasshoppers meaning they don’t have anything to offer when they arrive. He is then banished in the guise of recruiting some ‘warrior bugs’ to fight off the grasshoppers when they return.

Flik finds his way to the big city (a garbage dump) and he mistakenly thinks a rabble of a circus act are his warrior bugs and they thinks he’s a talent agent. They agree to travel back with him to Ant Island.

Flik eventually twigs to the fact that these bumbling bugs are not warriors he devises a plan to create a large bird to scare away the leader Hooper fabulously voiced by Kevin Spacey. The plan doesn’t quite work and just as Hopper is about to kill Flik he tells Hopper ‘you need us and you know it’. It is at this point when the ants realise they outnumber the hoppers 100-1 and run em out of town. Hopper has one last attempt vengeance but through the quick thinking Flik is eaten by a real bird.

The animation is bright and vibrant and very attractive to the eyes. Each bug is detailed to the hilt and has its own interesting idiosyncrasies. Although this a tried and tested plot A Bug’s Life adds just enough to make it unique and stand out.

Isn’t it interesting my top 3 Pixar movies are the 1st 3 they made? This doesn’t mean they dropped off but damn they nailed it at the start.



#4 The Incredibles

The Incredibles is set in a world where people with various super powers exist but through the growing trend in litigation these ‘super heroes’ are forced to retire and hide for fear of law suits against them. We focus on a family Mr Incredible – strength, Elastigirl (he wife) – she can stretch her body into almost any shape, their kids, Violet - can turn invisible and create protective force fields, Dash – and run extremely fast and little Jack-Jack – appears to be normal. Mr Incredible, Bob has gained weight and works in a boring office job. He his best mate Frozone and Bob regularly go out and fight crime and wish they could go back to the old days.

Bob is soon entrapped after finding a video telling mysteriously offering to pay him a large sum of money if he could locate and destroy a robot. It ends up being a ruse and he has been lured to the island by Syndrome a wannabe superhero. He destroys the robot return home, gets in shape with a returned vigour for the crime fighting caper. Bob is then lured back to the island this time to fight a more advanced robot. He barely survives and his wife finds out where he is. She leaves Jack-Jack with a baby sitter and takes the kids to help out dad. Syndrome captures the family. Bob doesn’t want his family in danger but soon realises he needs they helps and he can’t do it on his own. The family uses their respective powers to overcome Syndrome and learn the valuable lesson of teamwork and family in the process.

My love for the Incredibles is that is it a brilliant mix of action, suburban melancholy and satire. There are a lot more set pieces and it is visually stunning. But again it has heart and a brain at the core of it. Otherwise it’d just be another Steven Segal action movie.

#5 Monsters, Inc.

The 4th Pixar film on the feature slate is Monsters, Inc. The nuts and bolts of the story are: Monsters have access to doors; these doors are entry points into little kid’s bedrooms. The monsters enter, make the kid scream and the scream is bottled as a power source. With kids growing up too fast in today’s society they are bottling less screams and therefore running low on energy.

Our main protagonists are Mike and Sulley. Mike is the fast talking Billy Crystal (with some wonderful dialogue) and Sulley is the huge but lovable John Goodman.

The wonderful imagination of Pixar movies is what makes them so bankable. Through the course of the film a little girl enters the monsters world ‘Monstropolis’ and tags along Mike and Sulley.

Another breakthrough for the animation department was ‘simulated movement’. Instead of animators individually putting three million hairs on Sulley they would animate the character bald and naked and the simulation department would add the fur or clothes as one and they would react to the body’s movement as they would in real life.

Pixar again manage to make a film that appeals to the masses including witty dialogue and a great storyline.

#6 Finding Nemo

A pretty simple premise. A clownfish named Nemo is taken by divers and his father Marlin goes on an odyssey to find Nemo. Along the way he befriends short memory loss victim Dory and ride the East Australian Current down to Sydney.

Nemo learns a lot on the way too ending up in a dentist’s fish task with a band of motley crew who help him escape.

While not as impressive as the previous entrants ‘Nemo’ is a more than worthy Pixar entrant.
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Well this rounds out my top 6 but honourable mentions must go to Toy Story 3 and Cars. I agonised over their inclusion and maybe in a few years they'll permiate up the ladder. Although new instalments may take the honour also.

7. Toy Story 3
8. Cars
9. Up
10. Ratatouille
11. Wall-E

N/A. Cars 2 (Took Ben to see it but only saw half so will reserve judgement until a full viewing, I'd guess it'd sit around the 9 mark)

Hope you enjoyed my list and feel free to leave a comment, I'd be very interested to see where others rank this movies. Be warned it's not as easy as it looks!
 
Until then hail to Dinoco Blue!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

2011 1st Half Season Review – North Melbourne Kangaroos


Round 1 – V West Coast Eagles @PS

West Coast Eagles 3.7 6.10 9.12 13.14 92

North Melbourne Kangaroos 4.3 6.5 10.8 13.10 88

The Roos travelled to Perth for the 1st round of the season to play the Wooden Spooners from last year. The Roos only legitimate ruckman Todd Goldstein pulled out hours before the bounce with gastro. This left rookie Elivated Cameron Pederson to ruck against Dean Cox (several time All-Australian). Pederson finished with the impressive numbers of 20 Disposals, 12 kicks and 18 hitouts. Cox finished with 29 hit outs, 29 disposals and 2 goals but for a first gamer Pederson can hold his high. In a twilight game that saw temperatures at 36 degrees the Roos ran out of steam in the last and were pipped at the post by less than a goal, including a contentious free kick to Luke Shuey that put the Eagles up for the win.



Roo Rating: 7 ½ / 10

Daniel Wells

Daniel racked up a modest 19 possies consisting of 14 kicks, 5 handballs and 5 marks. He kicked 1 goal and assisted with 2 more contributing to 3 of the teams 13 goals. Most impressively he kicked the ball inside 50 7 times (I50).

Wells Rating: 7 ½ / 10

Round 2 – Collingwood Magpies @ET

North Melbourne Kangaroos 1.4 2.9 4.12 7.14 56

Collingwood Magpies 5.5 9.8 15.12 21.17 143

Once again the Roo were pumped by a top 4 team. Kicking 2.9 in the first half and 7.14 didn’t help the score either. More accurate kicking may have brought the margin from 87 down to about the 50 range but we were never in this one.

Roo Rating : 3 / 10

Daniel Wells

Daniel got the ball 24 times again kicking it 14 times with 10 handballs and 8 marks. He also had 6 I50’s. Wells would have been one of the best for the Roos on the day but didn’t seem as damaging, I guess this happens when the team is playing poorly.

Wells Rating: 5 / 10

Round 4: v Fremantle Dockers @PS

Fremantle Dockers 5.6 9.9 14.12 18.19 127

North Melbourne Kangaroos 4.3 8.6 9.10 14.14 98

The first 3 matched of the year saw North take on Collingwood and head to the state of Western Australia, so I was never expecting to win them all but I was bitterly disappointed that we blew two games we /could/should have won. I know with a young list there will be lapses in concentration but we lost the game by 29 points and lost the 3rd quarter by 23 points. Kicking 1.4 in the 3rd hurt our chances of being in the game for the 4th (which we won!)

Roo Rating: 7 / 10

Daniel Wells

Daniel continued he good (only good) early season form picking up 26 possies including 12 kicks and 14 handballs. He also kicked 2 goals plus 2 goal assists, contributing 4 goals towards the 14 kicked for the day. 4 I50’s were also handy.

Wells Rating: 7 ½ / 10

Round 5: v Richmond Tigers @ET

North Melbourne Kangaroos 5.1 8.6 12.11 14.19 103

Richmond Tigers 1.3 6.8 10.10 17.10 112

Another blown game and a 0-4 start to the season. This loss is even more disappointing in that the Roos lead at every change but were again run over in the last. 2.8 in the 4th shows the ball was getting I50 but rushed/wasted opportunities killed us. Richmond also did very well kicking 7 straight for the quarter. Drew Petrie starred with 6 goals without a blemish to his name. Swallow was another stand out with a Roo high of 32 possessions, 2 goals, 2 assisted and 5 tackles. It wasn’t enough as the Roos went down by 9 points.

Roo Rating: 7 ½ / 10

Daniel Wells

Daniel picked up 20 possessions including 11 kicks, a goal and only 2 I50’s. This was definitely Wells’ quietest day so far but only 4 Roos managed to get the ball more than him.

Wells Rating: 7 / 10

Round 6: v Port Adelaide Power @ET

North Melbourne Kangaroos 4.5 7.12 13.20 18.25 133

Port Adelaide Power 2.4 4.6 8.9 10.13 73

The Roos notched their first win of the year in style winning each quarter and dominating in most key areas. The only let down was the inaccuracy in front of goal. Lindsay Thomas was the worst culprit with 1.6 to his name. Round 1 in the only time they have kicked more goals than behinds. Accurate kicking would have needed a much larger winning margin. Todd Goldstein dominated with 35 hit outs giving the mid field first use of the ball. This resulted in 11 players getting 20 or more possessions. Harvey was damaging with 24 and 3 goals.

Roo Rating: 8 ½ / 10

Daniel Wells

Daniel was again good but only good with 20 possies including 15 kicks, 6 marks and 5 I50’s. 4 straight games with 20+ possies (19 in the first round) shows the consistency is building up after a good preseason (first in a long time).

Wells Rating: 7 / 10

Round 7: v Geelong Cats @SS

Geelong Cats 4.4 10.5 16.11 19.13 127

North Melbourne Kangaroos 3.3 5.5 8.5 9.7 61

The Roos once again were bent over by a top 4 team and did little to account for themselves. Rawlings and Harvey both had over 30 possies but more than half were handballs and not damaging enough. Petrie also bobbed up with 3 goals. Another startling statistic was the discrepancy of players who have played less than 50 games. No opponent has fielded more <50 game players than North but the Geelong had 4 to North’s 12 (more than half!) North hasn’t fielded less than 11 players in this category which is half their team. No an excuse but an insight into the different stages of development both teams are at.

Roo Rating: 3 / 10

Daniel Wells

Wells had an okay game considering the team output and again had over 20 possessions. His 28 possies consisted of 15 kicks, 13 handballs, 5 marks, 1 goal an assist and 5 I50’s. Definitely one of the best for the Roos but too many passengers on the team.

Wells Rating: 7 ½ / 10

Round 8: v Melbourne Demons @ET

North Melbourne Kangaroos 3.2 7.5 14.7 19.10 124

Melbourne Demons 7.2 8.6 10.10 12.11 83

Richmond, Melbourne and North are often referred to as the young teams coming up through the ranks and are in similar places in their development. Well North blew a golden opportunity to beat the Tigers earlier (they get the chance to redeem themselves in the last round of the year) so this was a must win to prove to the AFL world that they are on the rise and that young recruit will be ready to take over from Boomer in a couple of years. So when Melbourne kicked 7 goals to 3 in the 1st quarter I was worried. Goldstein started to dominate in the ruck and North clawed the deficit back to 7 points at the main break giving some hope to the young group of players. But it was in the premiership 3rd quarter that North took the game and proved they could match it with the teams in the middle of the ladder. They kicked 7 goals to 2 and blew the game apart. Harvey and Wells kicked 3 goals each and Edwards starred with 6 straight. The Roos also shook the monkey off their back of fading in the 4th quarter and kicked almost double the amount of goals to behinds.

Roo Rating: 9 / 10 (despite the 1st qtr not because of it.)

Daniel Wells

Daniel led the Roos with 29 possies including an impressive 21 kicks, 8 marks, 3 goals with 2 assists and 5 I50’s. This was by far the best game for Wells of the year and he often set up the play and started to find his ball as well as lay 6 tackles.

Wells Rating: 9 / 10

Round 9: v Brisbane Lions @G

Brisbane Lions 2.3 4.6 7.10 10.13 73

North Melbourne Kangaroos 2.1 6.7 8.9 8.11 59

This loss was as disappointing as the Tigers one because again they led at the main break and 3qtr time but couldn’t even score a goal in the last qtr. Sure there were some dubious 50 metre penalties but the Roos only have themselves to blame for not putting the game away earlier when they dominated but couldn’t make it could on the scoreboard. For the second week in a row North had less <50 game players than the opposition (I believe 1 or 2 have ticked over into the 50-100 bracket now).

Roo Rating: 5 / 10

Daniel Wells

Daniel had an average game with average stats and average impact. 18 possies saw him dip under the 20 mark for the 2nd time this season.

Wells Rating: 5 / 10

Round 10: v Sydney Swans @ET

North Melbourne Kangaroos 3.4 5.10 7.13 9.17 71

Sydney Swans 1.4 5.8 8.11 10.12 72

Another close loss sees the Roos sitting at 2-6 in what could easily have been 5-3 and a place in the top 8. This is what makes the difference between a young team and a classy outfit of veterans like Geelong who have won several games by less than 10 points. Again inaccurate kicking cost us the game. We had 4 more scoring shots but 9.17 was never going to be enough to win the game. Inaccuracy in the last 5 minutes was painful to watch as the Roos kept rushing shots on goal and either registering points (4 for the qtr) or missing altogether.

Roo Rating: 7 / 10

Daniel Wells

Daniel racked up 26 possies with 14 kicks, 3 marks and a goal. Although Wells did some great things he was also mediocre for part of the game.

Wells Rating: 6 ½ / 10

Round 11: v Adelaide Crows @ET

North Melbourne Kangaroos 6.1 8.3 13.5 18.7 115

Adelaide Crows 2.1 4.4 6.7 10.8 68

The Roos jumped out of the blocks with 6 goals to 2 in the 1st qtr and never looked back. The most marked improvement was the accuracy in front of goal kicking 18.7 through 11 different goal scorers. Swallow hit the headlines with a monster 1st quarter finishing the game with 39 awesome possessions, 2 goals, 5 tackles, 6 I50’s, 27 clearances and 18 contested possessions. This was also the start of a purple patch for Jack Ziebell who is coming off 2 broken legs and 2 seasons and has been managed by Coach Scott particularly in terms of subbing him off. He raked up 25 important possies, a goal 6 I50’s and 11 bone crunching tackles. Much kudos needs to go to ruckman Todd Goldstein who is playing in All-Australian form with his 48 hit outs.

Roo Rating: 9 / 10

Daniel Wells

Daniel added 23 possies to his yearly tally including 15 kicks, 6 marks and 5 I50’s. Wells had 3 less possies than the previous week but had much more impact and played a huge role in the all-important 1st qtr setting the tone for the game.

Wells Rating: 8 / 10

Round 12: v Gold Coast Suns @MS

Gold Coast Suns 0.2 2.4 4.8 9.9 63

North Melbourne Kangaroos 7.3 9.7 14.11 18.14 122

There is a lot of history between the Gold Coast (area) and North. The AFL pushed for a relocation there a few years back and the board denied it and our making sure their home is as Arden St in North Melbourne. This was also a potential danger game as the Suns had been playing good footy and in the only other game played at Metricon Stadium the Sun lead the top of the ladder Cats by as much as 20 points. The Suns fielded 14 <50 gamers to the Roos 11 and it showed in the 1st qtr when they were blown out of the water when the Roos kicked 7 goals for none including 3 in the 1st 3 minutes. Daniel Well starred with 33 possies (very clean despite the torrential rain) and Harvey kicked 4 goals in his Kangaroos Games record breaking match. Aaron Edwards also kicked 5 goals. It was also the 1st time for the year the Roos have back to back games.

Roo Rating: 9 / 10

Daniel Wells

Daniel led North with 33 possies including 20 damaging kicks in the wet, 7 marks, 8 I50’s and 8 tackles. Finally talk of consistency and All-Australian/Brownlow form are starting to be bandies about by the media. Wells has had 20+ possessions in 9 of 11 games with a year low of 18.

Wells Rating: 9 / 10

Round 13: v Essendon Bombers @ET

Essendon Bombers 1.8 6.13 10.17 12.18 90

North Melbourne Kangaroos 5.3 9.3 13.6 17.9 111

This was a huge game in the context of the season. The Bombers started out red hot and were being bandied about as top 4 but 3 straight losses has seen the same media types calling for not even making the 8. The Roos have been the polar opposite with 4 straight losses to start the year and many lost chances calling for North to finish bottom 4. After 3 wins in 4 weeks many are saying 8 is not out of the equation. The Roos started out red hot with 5 goals to nothing (Essendon kicked their only goal for the 1st qtr after the siren). Wells again was on fire and the forwards were working beautifully together with Hansen out and rookie Cameron Pederson in his place. Aaron has been consistently kicking goals since his return from a stint in the VFL but he played more up the ground taken 8 marks outside 50 help contribute to the constant I50’s. Lindsay Thomas shook off his inaccuracy shackles kicking 4.1 and Petrie and Pederson both kicked 3.1 giving the Roos a potent but well spread offense. The Bombers came charging back and even took the lead in the last quarter but the most impressive part of the win was the Roos kicking the final 4 goals and finally running out a game to beat their 1st top 8 side. This win leaves the Roos half a game (a draw) out of the 8 with games against Port Adelaide and St Kilda hopefully setting them up for a tilt at the finals.

Roo Rating: 9 / 10

Daniel Wells

Daniel roamed free in the first qtr and picked up 14 damaging disposals. This was the catalyst to the 5 goals to 1 score line. He ended up with 23 including 14 kicks, 2 marks and a goals. Although Wells went quiet for the middle part of the game he stood up when the game was in the balance taking a crucial mark in Essendon’s forward 50 and repelling the ball several times. If Wells can keep up this form he should be strongly considered for the All-Australian squad and finish top 5 in the Brownlow medal.

Wells Rating: 8 ½ / 10



Overall Kangaroos Rating: 7 / 10

Overall Daniel Wells rating: 8 / 10



Friday, June 17, 2011

Colonel Sun - My 2 cents!!

Colonel Sun - by Kingsley Amis (James Bond)
I just finished my current 'log book' and it was an absolute ripper. Colonel Sun is the 1st installment of the James Bond books post Ian Fleming.

I read every Fleming instalment (bar The Spy Who Loved Me) before tackling an outsiders take on the eponymous hero. Well Kingsley Amis (Under the pseudonym of Robert Markham) quickly pulled me into the story and from there is was a Bond book, nothing more, nothing less.

Kingsley harked back to the earlier cold blooded version of JB and sets him up against a nasty nemesis in the torturing Colonel. The book opens with a brutal abduction attempt on 'M' and James. The villains get away with 'M' but Bond manages to escape with his system full of drugs into the wilderness. We are then whisked to Athens and here the writing really is beautifully descriptive and paints a vivid picture of the location.

The female counter part is Ariadne Alexandrou and she is one of the stronger more interesting bond girls and that's saying something.

Bond tracks down 'M' to the nearby island of  Vrakonisi and interesting things happen getting there but the final showdown is what pulled this up from a 3 and 1/2 star book to at least a 4 star one.

Bond is captured (isn't he always) and the good Colonel explains his plans and how it will be impossible for Bond escape. He then spends some time torturing Bond in the most wicked ways including sliding a metal skewer into Bonds ear until he passes out. I won't go into details but it's fair to say Kingsley and the Colonel don't pull any punches.

I won't give the ending away but I will say the 240odd pages fly by without any dead weight.

I would highly recommend this for readers of; Bond, thrillers and Thomas Harris type stories.

I'll be trying to get my hands on Carte Blanche the new installment written Jeffrey Deaver.

Until then hail to the Greek Islands!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

James Cameron - Movie List

Cameron isn't an auteur or a writing virtuoso. He's no Michael Bay either. (That's a compliment) Sure he knows how to pack a cinemas and for the most part keep them happy. He knows what movie goers want. A spectacle. A visual feast with a hero and an identifiable enemy. He then sets their battles around impressive set pieces. Sure he loves to pick up where someone left off and try to out do it with a sequel. And as hard as it is sometimes he achieves it. Well here's my list, read it, critique it and let me know what you think!
1. The Terminator

2. Aliens

3. True Lies

4. The Abyss

5. T2

6. Titanic

7. Piranha 2: The Spawning

8. Avatar

Terminator - Is an understandable classic of the genre and nailed the tone and aesthetic of the story. Arnie was literally born to play this role. Michael Biehn more than held his own and the concept particularly in the 80's just grabbed audiences. The one-liners work here as they aren't over used and pacing is fantastic. Hasn't dated a bit.
 
Aliens - Very different from the Ridley Scott original but is just as good in a different way. Here Cameron shows what he can do visually and get a team to display a vision for the common goal. Keeps up with his common theme of very strong female protagonists and the battles are epic. Very close to Terminator but just missed out.
 
True Lies - If Cameron doesn't understand Arnies strengths and weaknesses then nobody does. Tom Arnold is the perfect foil and more than pulls his weight and Jamie Lee Curtis is at her best. Then in comes 'Wild' Bill Paxton in a cameo that almost steals the show. Quite a clever move also.
 
The Abyss - I didn't mind this when I first saw this as a youngster but on follow up screenings it is a bloody good flick. Ed Harris used this as a platform to really show his chops and he carries the movie from good to very good. Great effects at the time probably hindered the movie as being too large a budget but if you haven't seen it give it a go.
 
T2 - We all love the music and the liquid metal and Robert Patrick was a great fit for the role but... It's dated. It's too 90's grunge and Ed Furlong while not being bad isn't great either. Visually another great effort but couldn't crack the top 4.
 
Titanic - I don't think Cameron was joking when he said on Entourage, 'I just wanted to make girls cry.' It's a chick flick with an impressive sinking ship scene. Kate Winslet does have a nice set of ta-ta's though.
 
P2 - For a directorial debut in the common ground of horror this is by the numbers and cheesy. The effects aren't great and the acting is worse but I've seen this twice and that more than I'll see Avatar.
 
Avatar - I may be a victim of the hype or maybe the movie is as bad as I recall. Cameron was very focused on the new technologies and I believe he kept bending a script to stretch the limitations of 3D. Average acting, very average story line with some laughably forced heart and oh my god a sequel I won't be rushing to see.
 
There you have you may not agree but that's okay that's what make film so interesting.
 
Until then hail to that dance!

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Kevin Smith - Movie List

My esteemed sibling over at Stinkbrown has completed his KSML so I thought I would show him how it's done!!

1. Chasing Amy


2. Clerks

3. Jersey Girl

4. Dogma

5. Mallrats

6. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

E7. Zack and Miri Make A Porno
E7. Clerks 2

N/A. Cop Out
 
#1 - Chasing Amy is one of my favourite movies of all time for it's hearts, dialogue and Jason Lee. There are some great little scenes here and although it is purely a static camera with people walking into and out of shot the script is so good as too rise above these limitations. Some great quotes to be had here also!!!
 
#2 - Again a great script overcomes lack of DOP prowess. Also revered for it's status as 'look at what a 1st time director with no money could do.'
 
#3 - Jersey Girl strikes a chord with me for the heart it has (too cheesy sometimes!) and performance of underrated Affleck. Also has Liv Tyler which added a length to my furlong!
 
#4 - Great cast, good script and a more polished director. Held back by unnecessary bad language and that poo monster????
 
#5 - Good script but made so much better by newcomer Jason Lee. A more seasoned director and a supporting cast to match Lee would have made a cult classic. Honourable mention to Michael Rooker!
 
#6 - J&SBSB has some great dialogue and excellent cameos (Will Ferrell and Ben & Matt) but is too conscious of itself and doesn't try as hard as it should.
 
E&7's - Didn't find any heart in either Z&M or C2 amongst the trash and filth. A good reason why Smith sometimes needs a producer who will say no. Surely Mosier knew the whole donkey tripe was too far. I wasn't offended but just thought it reeked of adolescent humour untamed.
 
Cop Out - Still haven't seen it, I will but know it'll be under #6.
 
Overall an average career with a couple of gems. Certainly no Scorsese or Coen but a good eye for dialogue has seen KS forge out a career.
 
Hoping Red State slots in above #3 and shows Kevin that Smith can be diverse and doesn't need to pander to the lowest common denominator!
 
Until then hail to the 4 way road!

Friday, April 29, 2011

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Album List


I have listed, in order, movies of some of my favourite film makers but I thought I would take a lefty and try to sequence the albums of my favourite band of all time. I will admit I came to 'The Peppers' pretty late in the piece hearing tracks of Mother's Milk at a friends house. And if I'm honest I only really took notice when I heard the rap lyrics for Track 4, Magic Johnson. I was pretty well versed in the NBA at the time and couldn't believe these white boys could rap about athletes.


The same mate would play the album most times I was over there so it kind of seeped into my musical subconscious. Then in 1991 a very good friend of mine Sam introduced me to Blood Sugar Sex Magic via his older brother Nick and it was a love affair after that.

I have been to 2 concerts since and own every single album (not counting The Abbey LP) and many B sides. I have ranked these albums based on relistenability, lyrics, number of hits and overall quality (How good is the worst song on the album?).

#1 - Blood Sugar Sex Magic
#2 - Californication
#3 - Mother's Milk
#4 - Stadium Arcadium
#5 - By the Way
#6 - The Uplift Mofo Party Plan
#7 - Freaky Styley
#8 - One Hot Minute
#9 - The Red Hot Chili Peppers

I have left of 'greatest hits' albums and the Abbey LP.
#1
Highlight - Every single track! Favs change with the seasons but this Fall it's The Greeting Song and My Lovely Man

#2
Highlight - Again changes often but ATM it's Emit Remmus and Easily

#3
Highlights - Knock Me Down and Nobody Weird Like Me

#4
Highlights - Wet Sand and Snow ((Hey Oh))

#5
Highlights - Venice Queen and Midnight and Dosed

#6
Highlights - Subterranean Homesick Blues and Skinny Sweaty Man and Fight Like a Brave and Behind the Sun
#7
Highlights - Blackeyed Blonde and Nevermind
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#8
Highlights - Tearjerker and My Friends

#9
Highlights - True Men Don't Kill Coyotes and Police Helicopter


There were several albums that could be swapped but number 1 is number ONE. 2 to 5 are pretty close and 7 to 9 are close. As for the highlights, these are just a smattering of my fav tracks but certainly not an exhausted list!!
Until then hail to California!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Robert Rodriguez - Movie List

Well here's my list of a director who I absolutely idolise. No he hasn't always hit home runs and no he sometimes strikes out but as an auteur who can create a visual palette to rock the senses he am in awe of his possibilities!!!

1. Sin City (I struggled for a #1 but this is rewatchable and superbly made)
2. From Dusk Till Dawn (A fantastic story told really well)
3. Desperado (Viewing for the senses!)
4. Spy Kids (I would have goofed over a movie like this a kid, so beautiful and imaginative)
5. The Faculty (A great take of the paranoia movie AKA The Thing)
6. Spy Kids 2:Island of Lost Dreams (A bloody good worthy follow up to original)
7. El Mariachi (What he was able to achieve on such little money is legendary for a reason)
8. Planet Terror (He achieved what he set out to achieve but nowhere near the top 6 flicks on this here list)
9. Once Upon a Time in Mexico (Not bad but too convoluted in unnecessary plot)
10. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (Another tired 3rd installment, lets hope 4 in an improvement!)
11. Shorts (Obvious RR was having fun with his kids but not much on offer!)
11. The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D (Tie with Short for the exact same reason!)
12. Roadracers (Not a bad made for TV effort but that's all it is)
N/A Machete (Haven't seen it but will!!!!!)


Not adding Bedhead or The Misbehavers (Four Rooms instalment) as they're shorts and don't count. But for what they're worth they were fun little ditties!

Here's hoping he knocks Sin City 2 and Spy Kids 4 out of the park!!

Tell me your thoughts and pass judgement because that's the point of the exercise and I'm big enough!!

Even don't your list in the comment box below for comparisons!

Until then hail to the Trejo!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Making it?

I have started a new writing venture with a guy in Phoenix, Arizona and was discussing it with my brother when he said 'Man you'll be rich soon!'

This got me thinking about writing success and what is considered 'making it' and what would I consider more important.

The 2 main things to come out of selling scripts (not counting fame, groupies and ladies) would be money and pride of having your words materialise. Both could be considered to be ego driven but from different spectrum's.

So when I got off the phone I poured myself a water returned to the lounge room... oops back to the point. Off the phone I asked myself what would I prefer?

1) A crappy movie that made me $1,000,000.00 and $50,000 yearly in residuals.
or
2) A really quality film that critics loved and more importantly I loved but only made me $20k.

Well, Id be lying to say I'd hate the cool mill and selling out would haunt me. It wouldn't!! But you know what, a mill isn't going to be enough to retire on and would probably guarantee I never sell another script again. And most importantly I wouldn't have this DVD on my shelves that I would be proud for people to watch.

However the pride I would receive by having an 'indie' film produced that I believed was a good (hell maybe great) flick would give me such a greater satisfaction than a bank balance.

After this internal monologue I realised......

I don't care I'd just love to sell a script!!!!!!

So lets hope that this current treatment I'm writing pays some dividends!

Until then hail to the desert!